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Your involvement in groups will be favorable for meeting new and exciting individuals. Chronic health problems are likely to surface if you are keeping your problems locked up inside. You will attract members of the opposite sex readily.

 TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
  Your ability to come up with original ideas will bring recognition from superiors. Try to spend more time with children and relatives. Sudden disruptions will cause upset and a change of routine in your home environment.

 GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
  Problems with your boss could lead to unemployment. Try to keep your cool; you may be a tad frazzled by all the rushing around. You need to take a long, hard look at yourself and your personal situation.

 CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
  Rest and relaxation may be required; minor health problems will prevail if you don’t watch your diet. You need to fulfill your needs and present your talents. Relatives may be less than easy to deal with.

 LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
  You can find solutions if you are willing to communicate. Your versatile mind and common sense will allow you to come up with various solutions. Take care of your personal needs.

 VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
  If you’re willing to cut loose you will find yourself in the midst of an exciting encounter. Make plans to do something special with the one you love. Turn your present relationship around or start a new one.

 LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
  Luck is with you. Opportunities will unfold; however, you must be willing to pay the price. You can deal with large institutions or government agencies successfully today.

 SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
  Don’t overspend on friends or children. Relatives may play an important role in your social activities. You’ll find it difficult to control your emotions.

 SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
  If you haven’t already, consider starting your own business. Get rich quick schemes will not be successful. Old friends may not like your choices.

 CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
  Minor health problems may lower your vitality. Curb your mood swings; they could result in loneliness. Your added discipline will enable you to complete some of those unfinished projects.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
  You are best to keep your money tied up in a safe and secure place. Don’t rely on others to handle the workload. Make love, not war, and all will be fine.

 PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
  Promote your ideas now. You can make new friends and get involved in new hobbies successfully. Spend time by yourself to avoid any conflicts with family members.

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ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Try not to take others for granted. Tempers could get out of hand today. Don’t bend to the pressure. You may have ignored or neglected your mate lately.

 TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
  Try to be understanding. Business partnerships should turn out to be quite lucrative. Take care of any paperwork concerning institutional or governmental agencies.

 GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
  You are best to deal with those outside your family. You’ve been a little down and you need a lift. Deal with in-laws today.

 CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
  You will benefit by taking care of other people’s concerns. You can gain distinction; however, it may be for the wrong reasons. The home environment will be unpredictable today.

 LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
  Tempers could boil if someone you work with has not been pulling their weight. Your creative input will be appreciated by your boss. You should be raising your self esteem and confidence in order to promote your work.

 VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
  Your leadership qualities will come in handy. Secret affairs may be tempting, but keep in mind that they will damage your reputation if you decide to indulge. You will find that unfinished projects at home will be most satisfying.

 LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
  Offer consolation, but don’t give them any direction. Don’t put your professional reputation on the line. Don’t make financial contributions in order to impress others.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
  Try to deal with the problems of those less fortunate; however, don’t allow them to make unreasonable demands. Stay mellow. Your attitude could be up and down like a yo-yo.

 SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
  You can enjoy your involvement in organizations that make charitable contributions. Alienation may be the result of a misunderstanding. You need a change and you need to earn more cash.

 CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
  You may find your nights sleepless due to bad dreams. You can buy or sell if you’re so inclined. Don’t overdo it.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
  Your desire for excitement and adventure may be expensive. Use your creative abilities to come up with new ideas and directions. Find ways to make extra cash. Start making things or reusing rather than buying ready made.

 PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
  You have a lot to offer. Your lover will cost you dearly if you let them. Your emotions are soaring and if you don’t get your way, look out world.

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
You should want to feel good about yourself and your goals. Invest wisely. Your personal life could have you tied up in knots. Hassles with your boss are sure to erupt if you speak your mind.

 TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
  You must try to include your mate in your activities today. All your energy should be directed into moneymaking opportunities. You may experience setbacks due to additional responsibilities with loved ones.

 GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
  Try to calm down emotionally about personal financial matters. Join a club to work off that excess energy; but consider ways of doing that without spending the money. If you take on too much of a financial burden you may make yourself ill.

 CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
  Don’t let your personal problems interfere with your professional responsibilities. Don’t get involved in joint ventures. Lay your cards on the table regarding your personal direction.

 LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
  Minor accidents may occur if you don’t concentrate on what you’re doing. Try to get away with your mate. You can handle situations that require contact with institutions or large corporations.

 VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
  Do not make rash decisions about your personal life. Stand up and propose your ideas, and you’ll be surprised how many people will follow you. Empty promises are evident and deception probable.

 LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
  You must not let others talk you into doing things that will probably limit you financially at a later date. You’ll be able to discuss your ambitions with your mate. Do something constructive outside.

 SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
  Consider making pleasure trips or participating in entertainment that will require energy. You will enjoy events that lean toward theater, art, or music today. You need to be around friends and family.

 SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
  You can make a big difference to children if you are understanding of the difficulties they are experiencing. You need a day to rest and relax with the ones you love. Generosity will put you in the poorhouse.

 CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
  Use your intellectual approach to get the best results. You will be able to make changes regarding your living arrangements. Be careful that you don’t overextend yourself.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
  Lay your cards on the table regarding your personal direction. You might be overly emotional when dealing with your partner. Assist a relative or good friend by setting of a budget for them.

 PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
  A better diet, exercise, or a change to a relaxed atmosphere could be ways to soothe your nerves. This is a great day to spend with family. Curb your mood swings; they could result in loneliness.

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Find out all you can; secret enemies may lead you astray. Do yourself a favor and leave your plastic at home. Work at home if at all possible. In-laws or relatives may oppose your personal intentions.

 TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
  Be sure that you lay your cards on the table. Make sure that you get legal matters checked out thoroughly. Your positive attitude and intellectual outlook will draw others to you.

 GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
  You may have major blowups with someone you love if you don’t back down. Your lover will be annoyed with your participation. You may be likely to have difficulties with females.

 CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
  Opportunities will come through behind the scenes activities. You can make reasonable bids on real estate or large items for your home. You should be able to make major career gains if you plan your intentions carefully.

 LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
  Equilibrium in your romantic life is likely if you treat your partner well. Your best results will come through business trips. Travel may be confusing.

 VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
  You may want to make drastic changes concerning your personal partner. Don’t be afraid to confront situations concerning loved ones in order to solve any problems that may exist. Don’t be too quick to judge your position or surroundings at work.

 LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
  You are best not to nag or criticize. Now is the time to concentrate on building a strong financial future for your family. Your ability to be a self starter will help get things done and motivate others.

 SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
  Changes in your residence will be favorable in the long haul. Minor health problems could result through exhaustion. Toning, fitness, pampering should all be scheduled.

 SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
  Go after your goals. Emotional relationships will be plentiful if you attend group activities. Organize social events or family gatherings.

 CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
  Relatives may be less than easy to deal with. Social activities that involve the whole family will be enjoyable. Take care of any paperwork concerning institutional or governmental agencies.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
  Rewards for past good deeds will highlight your day. Your partner may make you feel jealous and unloved. You are best to stick to basics. Work on getting ahead by picking up added skills.

 PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
  Do things for them but don’t allow them to make unreasonable requests. You are exceptional at presenting your ideas. Travel opportunities must be taken advantage of.

CRA1: Magaling ka na ba?
CRA2: Oo namn!!!
CRA1: Talaga?…kaya mo bng 2mawid sa ilaw ng
flashlight ko?
CRA2: Ano ko cra? e pano kung patayin mo
flashlyt mo?…e d nalaglag
pa
ko!!!

TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1
mong tenga?
BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.
TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?
BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!
TEACHER: baket naman?
BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko.

Rat 1: Ako isog kaayo! Kaon ko Racumin ug Dora rat!!!

Rat 2: Ako gyud ang mas isog kay kaon ko cheese nga naay mouse trap!!!

Rat3:Ako ang pinaka isog sa tanan!!!! Ako iyot ug iring!!!!

TAGALOG TRANSLATION.

Pinakamatapang na daga!

Rat 1: Ako ay totong matapang! Kumain ako ng Racumin at Dora rat killer!!!

Rat 2: Ako ang mas matapang. Kinain ko ang keso na may mouse trap!!!

Rat3:Ako ang pinakamatapang sa lahat!!!! Kumantot ako ng pusa!!!!

Translate nyo na lang sa inglis!